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Now the server went down File system full, cannot save, cannot quit Connection timed out, for today that was it Retry No use at all Enter Cannot recall I just have to debug Cry out I'm wrapped up in bytes WHENEVER I'M IN ROME -------------------- Every road leads to my bride Doesn't matter whence I ride In what maps I do confide Or what stars I choose to guide Guide me underway For the roadside dust I yearn Always on my way to learn But to her I must return Puppet servant Blindman marionette Pulled back against will 'Cause I find myself every time Bound to speechlessness every time As I'm back to find every time Anywhere in Rome Where I bang my head, it's home All the world is just a stage I may fly into a rage I just can't escape this cage I have known it for an age You can't help me These same strings I'll always play The less I try, the more obey On a one-track beat I sway Puppet servant Blindman marionette Pulled back against will 'Cause I find myself every time Bound to speechlessness every time As I have to find every time Anywhere in Rome Where I bang my head, it's home 'Cause I find myself every time Bound to speechlessness As I'm left to find every time Anywhere in Rome Where I bang my head, it's home Underneath a nameless stone My body lie, but still in Rome Whenever I'm in Rome... EVADE AND MUTATE ---------------- We're scanning the disks for a virus again We will take no more risks, we will find it and then.. Because this evil creature in our database Is wreaking havoc there, heaps of data erased Running - in our time Hiding - in our files Killing - one thousand bits Running - in our time Hiding - in our files Killing - one thousand bits Spreading - evade and mutate Spreading - evade and mutate Spreading - evade and mutate Spreading - evade and mutate There is no escape, and that's for sure That key's now defunct, of no use anymore Type what you will, but you won't be logged in And your password's been changed, crushing oppression - I win Running - in your time Hiding - in your files Killing - one thousand bits Running - in your time Hiding - in your files Killing - one thousand bits Spreading - evade and mutate Spreading - evade and mutate Spreading - evade and mutate Spreading - evade and mutate The system's been changed and corruption out-lined There's a new way now and it's working this time There was only one thing on its mind "Nonconformity, guys, I won't accept you as guides" Running - in our time Hiding - in our files Killing - one thousand bits Running - in our time Hiding - in our files Killing - one thousand bits Spreading - evade and mutate Spreading - evade and mutate Spreading - evade and mutate Spreading - evade and mutate CLIPBASH -------- Late at night watch videos You've switched on MTV They do not care that you are there Screams all the crap you see There's a feeling deep inside To smash your set to trash So it's true that clips breed violence But you just need to thrash Adrenalin doesn't flow Just trash is all that's shown All you can do to pass the time's Clipbash Bang your head against the wall It shows that no-one cares Butthead's laughing at your cries "Get me some good stuff there" Maddened into a frenzy By the guy's huhhuhing "cool" While Beavis shows his cleverness The aggravating fool Adrenalin starts to flow Just trash is all that's shown All you can do to pass the time's Clipbash The wordplay staged, a piercing calm Sour music to your ears It kicks your shins, it slaps your face Exploding feeling nears Time for another video It fuckin' ain't no use But sure you want to maim and kill Because of what they choose Adrenalin hardly flows Just trash is all that's shown All you can do to pass the time's.. Here we go Clipbash It's almost through, no metal shown Near time to go, too bad Another day, another try A blatant truth so sad But wait! a decent song at last Aw yeah, this tune is raw! But suddenly the volume drops 'Cause Butthead is the law Adrenalin flow is stopped You were thrashing not for long What do you think that Beavis does? DANDRUFF AND LICE ----------------- I don't know how to live through this hell Woken up to this horrible smell Hair pulled out, pullen down to the floor Bleeding scalp, I can't take anymore Scratching Can't help at all Bleeding Barber I'd call I feel my hair give Far out! It's dandruff and lice Shampooing, in this bath tub I rest As i try to rinse out this mess From deep sleep I have broken away No one knows I have headlice anyway Scratching Can't help at all Bleeding Barber I'd call I feel my hair give Far out! It's dandruff and lice Scream from my soul Fate, mystified Prell, forever more No release from my scalp-wounded state What is this? I've been stricken by fate Head & Shoulders, Johnson & Johnson on me Hand in my hair, I'll wash them off me Scratching Can't help at all Bleeding Barber I'd call I feel my hair give Far out! It's dandruff and lice KETTLE MILITIA -------------- Teapots and kettles the gods take revenge Senseless destruction Victims of fury are culinary now Cooking for prosperity Stabbing the turkey to serve for dinner Leaving the knife in Soon we are carving as if it were free Ripping and tearing Oh through the mist and the madness We are trying to get the dinner to you Kettle militia Kettle militia Ketlle militia Trimmed and chopped off to be left behind Fats and gross lipids Kettle militia for your sacrifice Apron clad soldiers Join or be conquered the law of the land What will befall you The culinisation of your inner soul Twisting and turning Oh through the mist and the madness We are trying to get the dinner to you Kettle militia Kettle militia Kettle militia We are one as we all are the same Fighting for one cause Chef's hats and aprons are our uniforms Protecting what we are Joining together to cook for the world With our heavy metals Spreading the message to everyone here Come let yourself go Oh through the mist and the madness We are trying to get the dinner to you Kettle militia Kettle militia Kettle militia CHRISTMAS EVE ------------- Dear Santa Dear Santa What is this hell you have put me through All seer Soul seeker Day in day out live my life through you Pushed onto me not wrong but right Hidden from this thing that they call a life Dear Santa Dear Santa Every thought I'd think you'd disapprove Toymaker Do gooder Always watching my every move Children are bad, children are good Tell you everything desired Innocence Born from me because you shelter North Pole realty Live silently Dear Santa Dear Santa Time has frozen still what's left to be Hear nothing Say nothing Cannot face what's under that goddamn tree No guarantee, it's life as is But damn you for not giving me my gifts Dear Santa Dear Santa Deer got no wings but still they learned to fly Merry Christmas And to all of you a good night Same thing I've always heard from you Be not bad please be good Innocence Born from me because you shelter North Pole realty Living silently I'm in hell without you Cannot cope without you too Toys of the world that I see Nintendo, Genesis, please give to me Dear Santa Dear Santa Flying in that sled you've impressed on me On Donner On Blitzen On the rest of you whose name I forget Undying hope when I see you Pulling on that white beard you always grew FADE TO RED ----------- Menstration is a pain, Chemical changes in your brain. See the box of tampons, And you know it's your last one. Better grab the dishrag, Before the blood drips down your leg. It's already past your knee, By your toes, under your feet. Tampax is pettal soft, Carboard can rub you raw. Refuse to use a pad, Causes leaks and diaper rash. Just stained my new panties, Wash 'em in new Tide with bleach. If that won't clean them by dawn, To the trash, they'll be gone. No one but me can pull the string 'tween my legs. Push it up there, way deep inside. These cramps, it seems, have no point for existance. Take three Advil, and tell the pain goodbye. goodbye.